Heaven Is A Halfpipe lyrics by Opm
Heaven Is A Halfpipe - OPM1. Refrain
If I die before I wake,
at least in heaven I can skate.
'Cause right now on earth
I can�t do jack,
without the man up on my back.
1. Strophe
Now heaven would be a DJ,
spinning dub all night long.
And heaven would be just kicking back,
with Jesus packing my bong.
And if you don�t believe in Jesus
then Muhammed or Buddah too,
and while the world is warring we
just sit back and laugh at you.
2. Refrain
Singing, if I die before I wake,
at least in heaven I can skate.
'Cause right now on earth
I can�t do jack,
without the man up on my back.
2. Strophe
Now when most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates,
but I looked a little closer
and there�s a sign that says,
do not skate.
So if you wanna come to my heaven
well we all gonna have a ball,
and every one you know is welcome
'cause we got no gates or walls.
. Refrain
Singing, if I die before I wake,
at least in heaven I can skate.
'Cause right now on earth
I can�t do jack,
without the man up on my back.
(Singing)
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth
I can�t do shit
Without the man fuckin� with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I�d been callin� fate
I�m sorry friend you can�t come in
You got a list here that doesn�t end
You�re mad cause I smoke dope
You teachin� any classes in how to cope
I�ll find a place to rest my head
I�d rather be alone now that I�m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in �87
We�ll be bustin Christ airs until we get to heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I�m gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Heaven [scratching] is a halfpipe
Heaven [scratching] is a halfpipe
Heaven [scratching] is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can�t do jack
Without the man up on my back
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
(Singing)
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on Earth I can�t do shit
Without the man fuckin� with it
If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake)
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on Earth I can�t do shit
(Cause right now on Earth I can�t do shit)
Without the man fuckin� with it
Method air judo air
I don�t care no
I don�t care
I don�t care
I don�t care
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
Cause right now on Earth I can�t do shit
Without the man fuckin� with it
