******************************************** Item Code * HT4046 Song Title * Going back to my wife Performed By * Jim Haynes Composer(s) * HAYNES/VINCENT/CHAMPION/HOLDEN Publisher * Warner Chappell Music Programmer * Derek Miller Copyright * � 2004 HitTrax MIDI Files Unauthorised copying & distribution of MIDI data or audio data is prohibited ********************************************
[Verse 1]
When I came back from the pub last night Just like times before She's electrified the fence and changed the lock on every door If she keeps up what she's doing She'll never land me I'm going back to my wife 'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
[Verse 1]
I didn't like her rhubarb pie so she put it in my left shoe In the right she let her cat do a great big number two And then she took the iron and tried to brand me I'm going back to my wife 'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
[Bridge]
She took my photos and love letters and she put 'em through the shredder Darling does this mean I'm losing you?
[Chorus]
I'm going back to my wife It just might save my life 'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
[Verse 3]
She put Tabasco in my food and it really caused me pain Then she put some on my haemorrhoid ointment and got me once again And the brown snake in the glove box was a dandy! I'm going back to my wife 'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
[Instrumental] [Bridge]
She burned my playboy magazines she broke the zippers on all my jeans She even flushed my dentures down the loo She cut the toes out of my socks then she went and starched my jocks Darling does this mean I'm losing you?
[Chorus]
I'm going back to my wife It just might save my life 'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
******************************************** Time * 2.44 Length * bars 118 Tempo * BPM 169 Key * A