I WENT TO A GARDEN PARTY TO REMINISCE WITH MY OLD FRIENDS A CHANCE TO SHARE OLD MEMORIES PLAY A SONG AGAIN WHEN I GOT TO THE GARDEN PARTY THEY ALL KNEW MY NAME NO ONE RECOGNISED ME I DIDN'T LOOK THE SAME
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BUT IT'S ALRIGHT NOW I LEARNED MY LESSON WELL YOU SEE YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE SO YOU'VE GOT TO PLEASE YOURSELF
PEOPLE CAME FROM MILES AROUND EVERYONE WAS THERE YOKO BROUGHT A WALRUS THERE WAS MAGIC IN THE AIR AND OVER IN THE CORNER MUCH TO MY SUPRISE MR HUGHES HID IN DYLAN'S SHOES HE WAS WEARING HIS DISGUISE
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LA DA DUM, LAD'N DA DA DUM
STEEL TURNAROUND
I PLAYED THEM ALL THE OLD SONGS I THOUGHT THAT'S WHY THEY CAME NO ONE HEARD THE MUSIC IT DIDN'T LOOK THE SAME I SAID HELLO TO MARY LOU SHE BELONGS TO ME WHEN THEY SANG THE SONG ABOUT A HONKY TONK IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE
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LA DA DUM, LAD'N DA DA DUM
GUITAR TURNAROUND
SOMEONE OPENED UP THE CLOSET DOOR AN' OUT STEPPED JOHNNY B GOOD PLAYIN' GUITAR LIKE A RINGIN' A BELL AN' LOOKIN' LIKE HE SHOULD NOW IF YOU GOTTA PLAY A GARDEN PARTY I WISH YOU A LOT O' LUCK BUT IF MEMORIES ARE ALL I SING I'D RATHER DRIVE A TRUCK