Artist: Amy Winehouse Title: Fuck Me Pumps (also called Pumps) Written by Salaam Remi & Amy Winehouse. Album: Frank (2003) Released as a single on 23 August 2004 ==================================================
When you walk in the bar And you dressed like a star Rocking your F me pumps
And the men notice you With your Gucci bag crew Can't tell who he's looking to
Cuz you all look the same Everyone knows your name And that's your whole claim to fame
Never miss a night Cuz your dream in life Is to be a footballer's wife
You don't like players That's what you say yeah But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
You don't like ballers They don't do nothing for you But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller
You're more than a fan Looking for a man But you end up with one night stands
He could be your whole life If you got past one night But that part never goes right
In the morning you're vexed He's on to the next And you didn't even get no taste
Don't be too upset, If they call you a skink Cuz like the news everyday you get pressed
You don't like players, That's what you say yeah But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
Or them big ballers Don't do nothing for you But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller
You can't sit down right Cuz your jeans are too tight And you're lucky it's ladie's night
With your big empty purse Every week it gets worse At least your breasts cost more than hers
So you did Miami cuz you got there for free but somehow you missed the plane
You did too much E Met somebody, And spent the night getting caned
Without girls like you There'd be no fun We'd go to the club and not see anyone
Without girls like you There's no night life All those men just go home to their wives
Don't be mad at me cuz you're pushing thirty And your old tricks no longer work
You should have known from the job That you always get dumped So dust off your fuck me pumps