Someday I'm gonna be famous Do I have talent, well, No These days you don't really need it Thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel Can't wait to sue my dad Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari On my way to rehab
Cause when you're a celebrity It's adios reality You can act just like a fool And people think it's cool Just cause you're on TV
And I can throw major fits when my mount ain't just how I like it They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame And the pressures it goes with being a celebrity
I get to cry to Barbra Walters when things don't go my way and I'll get community service No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids They'll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down The more my price goes up
Cause when you're a celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just cause you're on TV
And I can fall in and out of love Have marriages that barely last a month When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame and say it's just so tough being a celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west to the land of fun in the sun We'll be real world bachelors Jackass Millionaires Hey, Hey, Hollywood Here we come
Yeah, when you're a celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just cause you're on TV being a celebrity