Well, I wish I had my picture On the Rolling Stone today I wish that the Enquirer Spread a roumor that I was gay I wish I had some buddies Some movie stars and such �Cause I probably wouldn�t worry About the two of us as much
Chorus: And I�d spend all my money On caviar and cocaine And I would not remember How you broke my heart today
You know I, I wish I had a super model So skinny and so wild And a waitress in Nevada She says she�s carryin� my child I�d drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair Blowin� in the wind I�d stop at fancy restaurants And they�d finally let me in
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Yeah, I wish I had my picture With the Rolling Stones today And I wish the Enquirer Spread a rumor that I was gay I wish I knew a movie star Someone like Charlie Sheen �Cause if he�d hang out with Kato Kaelin Well, I guess he�d hang out with me And I�d spell all my money On caviar and Rogaine And I would not remember How you broke My heart today