Once there was a kid who Got in an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when the cars had smashed so hard
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Once there was a girl who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room But when they finally made her They saw birth marks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it they'd always just been there
But both girl and boy were glad 'Cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause there was this boy Whose parents made him directly home right after school And when they went to their church They shook and lurched all over the church floor He couldn't quite explain it they'd always just gone there