Artist: Frankie Avalon Title: Beauty School Drop-out Composers: JACOBS J/CASEY W ====================================
Your story's sad to tell A teenage ne'er~do~well Most mixed up non~delinquent on the block
Your future's so unclear now What's left of your career now Can't even get a trade~in on your smile Beauty school drop~out No graduation day for you Beauty school drop~out Missed your mid~terms and flunked shampoo Well at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes up After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose up
Baby get moving Why keep your feeble hopes alive What are you proving? You've got the dream but not the drive If you go for your diploma you could join a steno pool Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school
Beauty school drop~out hangin' around the corner store Beauty school drop~out it's about time you knew the score
Well they couldn't teach you anything You think you're such a looker But no customer would come to you unless she was a hooker
Baby don't sweat it you're not cut out to hold the job Better forget it Who wants their hair done by a slob Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled and still the world is cruel Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school
Baby don't blow it Don't put my good advice to shame Baby you know it even Dear Abby says the same Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really got to fly
gotta be goin' to that malt~shop in the sky
Beauty school drop~out, go back to high school Beauty school drop~out, go back to high school Beauty school drop~out, go back to highs chool