HOT SUN BEATIN' DOWN, BURNIN' MY FEET JUST WALKIN' AROUND HOT SUN MAKIN' ME SWEAT GATOR'S GETTIN' CLOSE, HASN'T GOT ME YET
I CAN'T DANCE, I CAN'T TALK ONLY THING ABOUT ME IS THE WAY I WALK I CAN'T DANCE, I CAN'T SING I'M JUST STANDING HERE SELLING EVERYTHING
BLUE JEANS SITTIN' ON THE BEACH HER DOG'S TALKIN' TO ME BUT SHE'S OUTTA REACH OOH SHE'S GOT A BODY UNDER THAT SHIRT, BUT ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS RUB MY FACE IN THE DIRT 'COS
I CAN'T DANCE, I CAN'T TALK ONLY THING ABOUT ME IS THE WAY I WALK I CAN'T DANCE, I CAN'T SING I'M JUST STANDING HERE SELLING OH AND CHECKIN' EVERYTHING IS IN PLACE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S A LOOKIN' ON
YOUNG PUNK SPILLIN' BEER ON MY SHOES FAT GUY'S TALKIN' TO ME TRYIN' TO STEAL MY BLUES THICK SMOKE SEE HER SMILIN' THROUGH I NEVER THOUGHT SO MUCH COULD HAPPEN JUST SHOOTIN' POOL
BUT I CAN'T DANCE, I CAN'T TALK ONLY THING ABOUT ME IS THE WAY I WALK I CAN'T DANCE, I CAN'T SING I'M JUST STANDING HERE SELLING OH AND CHECKIN' EVERYTHING IS IN PLACE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S A LOOKIN' ON THE PERFECT BODY WITH THE PERFECT FACE
NO, I CAN'T DANCE I, CAN'T TALK ONLY THING ABOUT ME IS THE WAY I WALK, I CAN'T DANCE, I CAN'T SING I'M JUST STANDING HERE SELLING EVERYTHING