DOWN IN TEXAS NEAR THE BFW AMONG THE SHRUBS & PATIOS & BARBEQUES WAS BORN THIS SUBURBAN BOY NAMED BILLY B BAD AND A WHITE BRED MAMA AND A ROCK 'N' ROLL DAD DIDN'T HAVE MUCH SOUL OR COUNTRY ROOTS BUT HE SURE LOOKED CUTE IN HIS COWBOY SUIT
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B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD HE CAN START A TREND AND HE KNOWS A FAD HE THE COUNTRY SINGER NAMED BILLY B BAD
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NOW HE SOUNDS LIKE EVERYBODY ON THE RADIO HE'S BUILDING UP HIS BICEPS FOR HIS VIDEO THE PEOPLE AT THE LABEL SAID WE LIKE TO START 'EM YOUNG WE KNOW YOUR 23 BUT WE'LL SAY YOU'RE 21 THEY PLAYED HIM SOME STRAIT THEY PLAYED HIM SOME JONES NOW HE'S GOT THE COUNTRY MUSIC WAY DOWN IN HIS BONES
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B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD WATCH OUT FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS HE'S A GONNA DRIVE 'EM MAD THE COUNTRY SEX SYMBOL CALLED BILLY B BAD
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NOW POOR OL' BILLY'S AT THE END OF THE LINE HE'S OVER THE HILL 'CAUSE HE'S PUSHIN' TWENTY NINE HE'S NOT AS YOUNG AN' HE'S NOT AS HANDSOME HE JUST TESTED POSITIVE FOR GRANDSON HE'LL NEVER BE THAT HOT AGAIN A LOOK FOR HIS MUSIC IN THE OLDIES DEN
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B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD B B B B BILLY B BILLY B BAD WHAT A GREAT CAREER HE HAD HE'S SAYING GOODBYE TO BILLY B BAD