WHO DID YOU CALL DARLIN' TO LAST NIGHT? I SAID WHO DID YOU CALL DARLIN' TO LAST NIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN HAVING FUN WITH EVERYONE EXCEPT YOUR WIFE TELL ME WHO DID YOU CALL DARLIN' TO LAST NIGHT?
YOU COME STUMBLING IN AT HALF PAST THREE SMELLING LIKE A PERFUME FACTORY WELL IT'S TOO LATE TO HEAR APOLOGIES 'COS YOU'VE BEEN LOVING EVERY GAL IN TOWN EXCEPT FOR ME
WHO DID YOU CALL DARLIN' TO LAST NIGHT? TELL ME WHO DID YOU CALL DARLIN' TO LAST NIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN HAVING FUN WITH EVERYONE EXCEPT YOUR WIFE TELL ME WHO DID YOU CALL DARLIN' TO LAST NIGHT?
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YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO 'COS I'VE HAD MY FILL AND NOW I'M THROUGH WITH YOU IT'S MY TURN TO FIND SOMEBODY NEW SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DARLIN' MAKE YOUR BED AND WAIT FOR YOU
WHO DID YOU CALL DARLIN' TO LAST NIGHT? I SAID WHO DID YOU CALL DARLIN' TO LAST NIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN HAVING FUN WITH EVERYONE EXCEPT YOUR WIFE TELL ME WHO DID YOU CALL DARLIN' TO LAST NIGHT?