Let me tell you just
exactly how I feel
when somebody comes
and tells me I'm a heel
Well, I don't get all uptight
and I don't try to start a fight
I'm just proud to know that
that's the way they feel

'cause I know they're
the one who's really nuts
and I know I'm the one
who's got the guts
So you can think I'm crazy
well, I'm sick
But just don't bother me
I'm a prick
Hoo hoo, I'm a prick

Well I don't care what you
think is right or wrong
and I don't even care
if you like this song
So just keep your damned
opinion to yourself
Go blow your mouth
fuck with someone else
Well fools are dime a dozen
take your pick
For me, I'd rather
be a prick
Hoo hoo, I'm a prick

I see that people
try to put me down
and try to make me out
like I'm a clown
But that don't bother me
'cause I'm smart enough to see
they're just jealous or
they wouldn't come around

But please don't ever
keep on coming back
Well, don't cheat me
Don't stab me in the back
'cause I just won't let it pass
I'll knock you on your ass
and say I tried to tell you
I'm a prick
Hoo hoo, I'm a prick

Well I don't care what you
think is right or wrong
and I don't even care
if you like this song
So just keep your damned
opinion to yourself
Go blow your mouth
fuck with someone else
Well fools are dime a dozen
take your pick
For me, I'd rather
be a prick
Hoo hoo, I'm a prick
Hoo hoo, I'm a prick
Hoo hoo, I'm a prick