Title: Mr. Mom
Artist: Lonestar
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Lost my job, came home mad,
Got a hug and a kiss and
"That's too bad"
She said
"I can go to work until you find another job."
I thought
"I like the sound of that"
Watch TV and take long naps.
Go from a hard working Dad
to being Mr. Mom

Well,
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer,
Crayons go up one drawer higher.
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time.
Breakfast, six; and naps at nine.
There's bubblegum in the baby's hair,
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair.
Been crazy all day long,
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom.

Football, soccer and ballet
Squeeze in Scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list
she left that's seven pages long.
How much smoke can one stove make?
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake.
More than any man can take,
being Mr. Mom.

Well,
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer,
Crayons go up one drawer higher.
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time.
Breakfast, six; and naps at nine.
There's bubblegum in the baby's hair,
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair.
Been crazy all day long,
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom.
Before I fall in bed tonight,
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds,
I'm gonna look just one more time.

'Cause
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer,
Crayons go up one drawer higher.
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time.
Breakfast, six; Naps at nine.
There's bubblegum in the baby's hair,
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair.
Been crazy all day long,

been crazy all day long,
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom.

Oh, Mr Mom.

Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills
Thought there was nothing to it.
Baby, now I know how you feel,
What I don't know is how you do it.

Oh