Good morning miss Can I help you son? Sixteen today And up for fun I'm a big boy now Or so they say So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
Well some balloons With the feather-light touch Pack of party-poppers That pop in the night A toothbrush and hairspray *** Plastic cream Miss Grey on the corner Has just walked in
Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on its way Welcome to the House of
N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss You misunderstood *** Sixteen's a vital point *** In my manhood I'm up to date On events today So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on its way Welcome to the House of (Fun)
I'm sorry son But we don't stock Party gimmicks In this shop Try the House of Fun It's quicker if you run This is a chemist's *** Not a joker's shop!
Party hats Simple enough clear Comprehende savvy understand Do you hear? A pack of party hats With the coloured tips Too late! *** Gordon's heard I've said Well hello Joe, hello Miss Grey Many happy returns from the day
Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on its way Welcome to the House of Fun