My doll is as dainty as a sparrow Her figure is something to applaud Where she's narrow she's narrow as an arrow And she's broad where a broad should be broad
A Hundred and one pounds of fun That's my little honey bun Get a load of honey bun tonight I'm speaking of my Sweetie Pie, only sixty inches high Every inch is packed with dynamite
Her hair is blond and curly Her curls are hurly burly Her lips are pips, I call her hips "Twirly" and "Whirly"
She's my baby, I'm her pap I'm her booby, she's my trap I am caught and I don't want - a run 'cause I'm havin so much fun with 'Honey Bun'
A Hundred and one pounds of fun That's my little honey bun Get a load of honey bun tonight I'm speaking of my Sweetie Pie, only sixty inches high Every inch is packed with dynamite
Her hair is blond and curly Her curls are hurly burly Her lips are pips, I call her hips "Twirly" and "Whirly"
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She's my baby, I'm her pap I'm her booby, she's my trap I am caught and I don't want - a run Cause I'm havin so much fun with 'Honey Bun'
I am caught and I don't want - a run 'cause I'm havin so much fun with 'Honey Bun' (Believe me sonny) She's a cookie who can cook you till your done (Aint being funny) Sonny put your money on my Honey Bun
A Hundred and one pounds of fun That's my little honey bun Get a load of honey bun tonight I'm speaking of my Sweetie Pie, only sixty inches high Every inch is packed with dynamite
Her hair is blond and curly Her curls are hurly burly Her lips are pips, I call her hips "Twirly" and "Whirly"
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She's my baby, I'm her pap I'm her booby, she's my trap I am caught and I don't want - a run 'cause I'm havin so much fun with 'Honey Bun' (And that's the finish) It's time to go for now the show is done (We hope you liked us) And we hope that when you leave your seats and run (Down to the restaurant) You'll enjoy your dinner - each and every one (Save me some turkey) Sonny put your money on my Honey bun