There's a man in the funny papers we all know Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop He lived way back a long time ago Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop Well, he don't eat nothing but bearcat stew Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop Oh well, this cat's name is Alley Oop Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop He's the toughest man there is alive Alley Oop And he wears clothes from a wildcat's hide Alley Oop He is the king of the jungle jive Hey, Look at that caveman go
He's got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop And he can knuckle your head before you count to four Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop Got a big ugly club and a headful of hair Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop He's oohhhh and he's eating grizzly bear Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
He's the toughest man there is alive Alley Oop He wears his clothes from a wildcat's hide Alley Oop He is the king of the jungle jive, Well, Look at that caveman go
He rides through the jungle tearing limbs of trees Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop And knocking great big monsters dead on their knees Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop Other cats don't bug him 'cos they know better Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop A mean scooter and a bad go~getter Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
He's the toughest man there is that's alive Alley Oop He wears his clothes from a wildcat's hide Alley Oop He's a hully gully king of jive Well, look at that caveman go