I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation teeshirt stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo gajoo
Mister City Policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky See how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo gajoo
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus goo goo gajoob goo goo goo gajoob
Expert textpert choking smokers, Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snied I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard, climb up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo gajoob goo goo goo gajoob Goo goo gajoob goo goo goo gajoob goo goo