COMB YOUR HAIR AND PAINT YOUR POWDER YOU ACT PROUD AN' I'LL ACT PROUDER YOU SING LOUDER AN' I'LL SING LOUDER TONIGHT WE'LL SET THE WOODS ON FIRE YOU'RE MY GAL AN' I'M YOUR FELLOW DRESS UP IN YOUR FROCK OF YELLOW I'LL LOOK SWELL BUT YOU'LL LOOK SWELLER SETTIN' THE WOODS ON FIRE
WE'LL TAKE IN ALL THE HONKY TONKS TONIGHT WE'RE HAVING FUN WE'LL SHOW THE FOLKS A BRAND NEW DANCE THAT NEVER HAS BEEN DONE
YEAH I DON'T CARE WHO THINKS WE'RE SILLY YOU BE DAFF AN' I'LL BE DILLY WE'LL ORDER UP TWO BOWLS OF CHILLY SETTIN' THE WOODS ON FIRE
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I'LL GAS UP MY HOT ROD STOKER WE'LL GET HOTTER THAN A POKER YOU'LL BE BROKE BUT I'LL BE BROKER TONIGHT WE'LL SET THE WOODS ON FIRE WE'LL SIT CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER UP ONE STREET AND DOWN THE OTHER WE'LL HAVE US A TIME OH BROTHER SETTIN' THE WOODS ON FIRE
WE'LL PUT ASIDE A LITTLE TIME TO FIX A FLAT OR TWO MY TYRES AND TUBES ARE DOIN' FINE BUT THE AIR IS SHOWING THROUGH
YOU CLAP HANDS AN' I'LL START BOWING WE'LL DO ALL THE LAW'S ALLOWING TOMORROW I'LL BE RIGHT BACK PLOUGHIN' SETTIN' THE WOODS ON FIRE