Celebrity lyrics by Brad Paisley
SomedayI'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent, well, No
These days
you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel
Can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab
Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
And people think it's cool
Just cause you're on TV
And I can throw major fits
when my mount ain't
just how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures it goes with
being a celebrity
I get to cry to Barbra Walters
when things don't go my way
and I'll get community service
No matter which law I break
I'll make the
supermarket tabloids
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more
they run my name down
The more my price goes up
Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause you're on TV
And I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that
barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
and say it's just so tough
being a celebrity
So let's hitch up
the wagons and head out west
to the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come
Yeah, when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause you're on TV
being a celebrity
Yeah, celebrity
