Be Our Guest lyrics by Beauty And The Beast
Title : BE OUR GUESTArtist : ALLADIN
Reference Number : 0931
Spoken,
Ma Cher Madamoiselle
It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax.
Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents...
Your dinner!
Verse1
Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck cherie and we provide the rest
Soup de jour, hot hors d'oeuvres, why we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff it's delicious, don't believe me, ask the dishes.
They can sing they can dance, after all this, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on and fold your menu, take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest, qui our guest, be our guest...
Beef ragout, cheese souffle, I am putting on flambe
We'll prepare and serve with flare a culinary cabaret
You're alone and you're scared but the banquet's all prepared
No-one's gloomy or complaining while the flatware's entertaining
We'll tell jokes, I do tricks with my fellow candelesticks
That it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet
Come on and lift your glass, you've won your own free pass
To be our guest, if you're stressed it's fine dinning we suggest
Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest.
Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Aah those good old days when we were useful
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years' we've been rusting needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flappy, fat and lazy, you walked in, a oops-a-daisy
It's a guest, it's a guest, saint's alive, well I'll be blessed
Wine's been poured, and thank the lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert she'll want tea, and my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft shoeing, I'll be bubbling,
I'll be brewing
I'll get warm, piping hot, heavens sakes is that a spot?
Clean it up, we want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do, is it one lump or two
For you, our guest, she's our guest,
She's my guest, be our guest
Be our guest, be our guest, it's all a mess
It's been years since we had anybody here and we're obsessed
If you're near, ??? , we aim to please
While the candle light's still glowing, going
Course by course one by one 'til you shout "enough by gum!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
We'd like to prop your feet up ????
To be our guest, be our guest, be our guest
Please be our guest...........
Transcribed and programmed by : Frank Mizen
Copyright (C) 1995
