Oh Wakka Do, Wakka Day lyrics by Gilbert O'sullivan
I want to tell you,I might as well do
about a girl I met back in May
Her name is Rita,
and you should see her
and when she goes
Wakka doo wakka day
She's got a brother
like any other
who got his nose caught
inside a gate
And when they freed him,
it so relieved him
He just went
Ooh wakka doo wakka day
You wouldn't think to look
at me that I was strong
but underneath
it's all I really am
And just to prove it, why
only the other day
I picked a needle up
with one hand
Now up in Bradford,
a chap named Radford
while taking part in a local play,
was intercepted
and then suspected of going
Ooh wakka doo wakka day ay.. ay.. ay..
Who's that lady I saw you with?
It was not your wife
It looked to me suspiciously
like someone I'd had never
seen before in my life
It's not surprising when
you come to think of it
Just what it is that makes people swear
You only have to sing
the wrong bleepin' thing and
there'll be bleeping
every bleeping where
Now if you love me,
you're not above me
If you don't, well,
what can I say
Except we'll see then
you come to tea then
you can go
Ooh wakka doo wakka
Ooh wakka doo wakka
Ooh wakka doo wakka day
