Going Back To My Wife lyrics by Jim Haynes
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Item Code * HT4046
Song Title * Going back to my wife
Performed By * Jim Haynes
Composer(s) * HAYNES/VINCENT/CHAMPION/HOLDEN
Publisher * Warner Chappell Music
Programmer * Derek Miller
Copyright * � 2004 HitTrax MIDI Files
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[Verse 1]
When I came back from the pub last night
Just like times before
She's electrified the fence
and changed the lock on every door
If she keeps up what she's doing
She'll never land me
I'm going back to my wife
'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
[Verse 1]
I didn't like her rhubarb pie
so she put it in my left shoe
In the right she let her cat
do a great big number two
And then she took the iron
and tried to brand me
I'm going back to my wife
'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
[Bridge]
She took my photos and love letters
and she put 'em through the shredder
Darling does this mean I'm losing you?
[Chorus]
I'm going back to my wife
It just might save my life
'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
[Verse 3]
She put Tabasco in my food
and it really caused me pain
Then she put some on my haemorrhoid ointment
and got me once again
And the brown snake in the glove box was a dandy!
I'm going back to my wife
'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
She burned my playboy magazines
she broke the zippers on all my jeans
She even flushed my dentures down the loo
She cut the toes out of my socks
then she went and starched my jocks
Darling does this mean I'm losing you?
[Chorus]
I'm going back to my wife
It just might save my life
'Cos my girlfriend doesn't understand me
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Time * 2.44
Length * bars 118
Tempo * BPM 169
Key * A
Ch 1 * Clean Guitar
Ch 2 * Bass
Ch 3 * Nylon Guitar
Ch 4 * Vocal Guide
Ch 5 * Oohs
Ch 6 * Ahs
Ch 7 * Clean Guitar
Ch 8 * Strings
Ch 10 * Drums
