Oxford Comma lyrics by Vampire Weekend
Artist: Vampire WeekendTitle: Oxford Comma
2008 Album: Vampire Weekend
Written by KOENIG E/BATMANGLIJ R/BAIO C/TOMSON C
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Who gives a fuck
about an Oxford comma?
I've seen those English dramas too
They're cruel
So if there's any other way
to spell the word
It's fine with me, with me
Why would you
speak to me that way
Especially
when I always said that I
haven't got the words for you
All your diction
dripping with disdain
Through the pain
I always tell the truth
Who gives a fuck
about an Oxford comma?
I climbed the Dhamsala too
I did
I met the highest lama
His accent sounded fine
to me, to me
Check your handbook
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend,
unlike other guys
Why would you lie about
how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about
something dumb like that?
Why would you lie
about anything at all?
First the window,
then it's to the wall
Little John,
he always tells the truth
Check your passport
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your butler,
unlike other guys
Why would you lie about
how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about
something dumb like that?
Why would you lie
about anything at all?
First the window,
then it's through the wall
Why would you tape
my conversations?
Show your paintings
at the United Nations
Little John,
he always tells the truth
