Any Major Dude Will Tell You lyrics by Steely Dan
I never seen you lookingso bad my funky one
You tell me that your super
fine mind has come undone
Any major dude
with half a heart
surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world
that breaks apart
falls together again
When the demon
is at your door
In the morning it won't
be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you
Have you ever seen
a squonk's tears?
Well, look at mine
The people on the street
have all seen better times
Any major dude
with half a heart
surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world
that breaks apart
falls together again
When the demon
is at your door
In the morning it won't
be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you
I can tell you all I know,
the where to go,
the what to do
You can try to run
but you can't hide
from what's inside of you
Any major dude
with half a heart
surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world
that breaks apart
falls together again
When the demon
is at your door
In the morning it won't
be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you
