I Am The Walrus lyrics by The Beatles

I am he as you are he
as you are me and
we are all together
See how they run
like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt
stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long
I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo gajoo

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly
like Lucy in the Sky
See how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife,
pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down
I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo gajoo

Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
goo goo gajoob
goo goo goo gajoob

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choking smokers,
Don't you think
the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile
like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard,
climb up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin
singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo gajoob
goo goo goo gajoob
Goo goo gajoob
goo goo goo gajoob goo goo