You Turn Me On, I'm A Radio lyrics by Joni Mitchell

If you're driving
into town with a
dark cloud above you
Dial in the number
Who's bound to love you

Oh honey
you turn me on
I'm a radio

I'm a country station
I'm a little bit corny
I'm a wildwood flower
waving for you
Broadcasting tower
Waving for you

And I'm sending out
this signal here
I hope you can pick it up
Loud and clear

I know you don't like
weak women
You get bored so quick
And you don't like
strong women 'cause
they're hip to your tricks

It's been dirty for dirty
down the line, but you know
I come when you whistle
when you're loving and kind

If you've got too many doubts
If there's no good reception for me
Then tune me out
'cause honey
who needs the static
It hurts the head
And you wind up cracking
and the day goes dismal
from "Breakfast Barney"
to the signoff prayer
What a sorry face
you get to wear
I'm going to tell
you again now if you're still
listening there

If you're driving
into town with a
dark cloud above you
Dial in the number
Who's bound to love you

If you're lying on the beach
with the transistor going
Kick off the sandflies
honey
The love's still flowing
If your head says
"Forget it"
but your heart's still smoking
Call me at the station
The lines are open